Won’t someone please think of the children?

Again already. (Sometimes a title just begs to be recycled.) Nobody does unintentional, irony-free humour as well as the Conservative Right. The Conservative Teen is the first issue of a quarterly magazine aimed at the prematurely aged. To be priced at $4.99, this issue is available free on the internet. Strangely enough, it seems to have sunk without trace, fueling suspicions that the whole thing is a hoax. Or that teenagers aren’t as stupid as they seem. It has the flavour of the Landover Baptist Church, without their obvious satirical intent. But possibly that’s my “liberal media bias” talking. Any further comment would be superfluous, and I will leave you to enjoy the publication.