Those spoilsports at NASA, with their so-called “science,” have been pooh-poohing the Mayan apocalypse for a while now. And the know-it-alls have just released their gloating video a week early – we told you it wasn’t going to happen! Neener neener neener!
Clearly they’re conspiring not tell us the truth, in order to avert a panic, while the Illuminati retreat to their nuclear bunkers. I saw it on YouTube, so it must be true.